Apply to be an IRC Sheriff
Howdy stranger, we need your help. Billy the Skid and his gang have taken over Wild West of IRC. Can you help?
It's time for an IRC showdown. Have you got your ssh terminal ready?
Billy the Skid and his band of cut throats are DDoSing the town. The network's deserted. Even a tumbleweed wouldn't chat on the channel today.
These hombres are mean, vicious and quick with botnets. We need's a sharp-typing nix beard.
The passwords have been stolen by One-Eyed Jack the Ripper, but he's at #saloon chatting. Now go get him!
Wanted: doxed or offline